Derek Jeter – cc Digital News Report – Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly is engaged to marry New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter later this year. Kelly has denied she has…
Author: Annie
Annie joined DNR at the end of 2008. She reports mostly on strange and amusing celebrity news.
The South Park Gang are About to Be Pranked
Digital News Report- Comedy Central has announced a special April Fool’s Day episode of South Park that will air on Wednesday at 10:00pm. The episode, titled “Eat, Pray, Queef,” will feature a…
Colbert Wins NASA Node 3 Naming Contest
Digital News Report- Stephen Colbert won the recent naming contest held by NASA in a landslide. The contest was for Node 3, which will be instlled International Space Station, and Colbert won…
Node 3 Naming War Continues
Digital News Report- Anonymous has made an official declaration of war against Stephen Colbert over the naming rights of Node 3 on the International Space Station. In less than 24 hours, the…
NASA vs. Colbert vs. Anonymous
Digital News Report- Who is more powerful? The government agency that put a man on the moon? A legion of Internet savvy youth? Or a late night comedic talk show host? The…
Jett Travolta Died of “Seizure”
Digital News Report- After an autopsy on Monday, Bahamian officials determined it was a seizure that caused Jett Travolta’s death. An undertaker stated that there was no sign of head trauma. Glen…
John Travolta’s Son Dead at 16
Digital News Report- John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s only son, Jett, died today at the age of 16 while the family was on vacation in the Bahamas. The family had arrived in…
Valkyrie falls flat
Digital News Report- Tom Cruise’s PR people have been offering private screenings of the actor’s new film, Valkyrie, in exchange for positive reviews, according to MSNBC. Lisa Stanley mocked Tom Cruise on…