Derek Jeter To Marry Minka Kelly This Year
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Digital News Report – Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly is engaged to marry New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter later this year. Kelly has denied she has plans to wed, but the New York Post says otherwise.
According to the Post, the pair has settled on a wedding date – November [...]
The South Park Gang are About to Be Pranked
Digital News Report- Comedy Central has announced a special April Fool’s Day episode of South Park that will air on Wednesday at 10:00pm. The episode, titled “Eat, Pray, Queef,” will feature a prank played on everyone’s favorite group of fourth graders that will leave Butters incapacitated, Cartman furious (no surprise there), and the rest of [...]
Colbert Wins NASA Node 3 Naming Contest
Digital News Report- Stephen Colbert won the recent naming contest held by NASA in a landslide. The contest was for Node 3, which will be instlled International Space Station, and Colbert won 230,539 of the more than 1.1 million submissions, according to NASA spokesman John Yembrick. NASA’s suggestion, “Serenity,” came in second, with about 190,000 [...]
Node 3 Naming War Continues
Digital News Report- Anonymous has made an official declaration of war against Stephen Colbert over the naming rights of Node 3 on the International Space Station. In less than 24 hours, the Colbert Nation managed to bump “Xenu” out of the top spot in NASA’s online poll over the naming rights.
In retaliation, Anonymous created a [...]
NASA vs. Colbert vs. Anonymous
Digital News Report- Who is more powerful? The government agency that put a man on the moon? A legion of Internet savvy youth? Or a late night comedic talk show host? The race is on, and so far the only certain thing is that NASA is going to lose. They [...]
Jett Travolta Died of “Seizure”
Digital News Report- After an autopsy on Monday, Bahamian officials determined it was a seizure that caused Jett Travolta’s death. An undertaker stated that there was no sign of head trauma. Glen Campbell, assistant director of the funeral home, told The Associated Press that the body is in “great condition,” despite police officials who had [...]
John Travolta’s Son Dead at 16
Digital News Report- John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s only son, Jett, died today at the age of 16 while the family was on vacation in the Bahamas. The family had arrived in the Bahamas on Tuesday and was staying at the Old Bahama Bay resort community, a frequent vacation destination for the Travolta’s.
Statements have attributed [...]
Valkyrie falls flat
Digital News Report- Tom Cruise’s PR people have been offering private screenings of the actor’s new film, Valkyrie, in exchange for positive reviews, according to MSNBC. Lisa Stanley mocked Tom Cruise on K-Earth 101 on November 24th, which prompted the offer from the Cruise camp. The offer is supposedly available to anyone at the radio [...]